Hollywood to the rescue...

Thankfully, some more Hollywood types and athletes have crawled out of the woodwork to let everyone know that stem cells are Satan's work. Patricia Heaton, Jim Caveziel, Jeff Suppan , Kurt Warner, and Mike Sweeney (who keeps the bench nice and toasty for the Royals) have filmed a commercial to try to counteract any influence Michael J Fox may be having in the Missouri election. I really appreciate the input from a bunch of healthy people who don't suffer from any affliction that might be helped by stem cell research. Their moralistic compassion is overwhelming, and I can't help but be thankful that I have them there to explain to me what I should think about the important issues. Ass-tards. Plus, it's been proven that God hates Jim Caveziel, so what does he still need to run his mouth for? He got struck by lightning while filming a movie in which he PLAYED JESUS!!! Hmm, maybe you aren't the right guy to be speaking up for God on this one. At least Jeff Suppan is in the World Series. I mean, if that doesn't qualify him to talk stem cells, what does?

Since MJF started his charity work for Parkinson's he's raised over $80 million for research. But to be fair, Patricia Heaton IS the spokesperson for Albertson's grocery stores, so that has probably done a lot of good for the world too.